Goat Simulator 3 has received a native Switch 2 version after the rather lackluster Switch port. The biggest improvement here is not the visuals, but the ability to support newer DLC, which was not possible with the original Switch release. It is a bit disappointing that there is no upgrade path for existing owners of Goat Simulator 3 on Switch. While there is a launch discount, it is only temporary, so a proper upgrade option would have been better.
As for the quality of the port, it sits somewhere in the middle because the performance is not particularly impressive. Goat Simulator 3 runs at a resolution of 1080p on Switch 2 in both docked and portable modes. However, performance is where it struggles. In docked mode, the game targets an unlocked 60 FPS, while in portable mode, it is limited to 30 FPS. That said, the 30 FPS cap does not feel smooth. There is motion blur to help mask the lower frame rate, but it does not improve the overall performance in portable mode.
The visuals have seen a major improvement compared to the Switch version. The game looks much better and is closer to its console counterparts, but it still falls short in terms of performance. Docked mode may target 60 FPS, but it rarely reaches that mark and usually sits between 40 and 50 FPS. This might have been acceptable with VRR support in docked mode, but that is not available, which hurts the experience. Load times are also inconsistent, and the game often pauses to load when entering new areas.
There is no story in Goat Simulator 3. It is essentially a game built for players who enjoy causing mayhem and working through a simple set of checklists. In terms of content, it almost feels like a multiverse, especially when you include all the DLC that has been added to the game. All of the DLC released so far is playable on the Switch 2, but it is not included in the base version. It would have been nice to see a more complete edition, especially since this is a separate release and not an upgrade for existing Switch owners.
Goat Simulator 3 feels aimed at the kind of chaotic, random fun often seen in YouTube gameplay, and at younger players who just want to mess around. It succeeds in that sense, and my kids enjoy it, but that does not change the fact that the Switch 2 version is disappointing, especially when it comes to performance. The game mixes elements from different genres, such as towers similar to those in Assassin’s Creed that reveal points of interest, and the freedom to drive vehicles like in GTA. Missions are mostly checklist-based, asking players to complete absurd tasks, often through trial and error.
In terms of customization, there is an in-game shop where players can buy cosmetics and different goat forms, which adds to the chaos of exploring and causing destruction. There is plenty to do in the open world, including side quests, so it rarely feels boring. However, the gameplay can become repetitive over time due to a lack of variety. There is also an online multiplayer mode with co-op and small game modes that add some variety, making it a decent option for short play sessions.
Speaking strictly about the Switch 2 version, the performance is a mixed bag, but the visual upgrade is nice. The game finally feels like it can compete with other current-generation consoles. The absurd physics are likely demanding on the system, especially given the weaker CPU in the Switch 2, but offering separate graphics and performance modes could have helped.
The price and lack of an upgrade path are also sticking points. I noticed pop-in while playing on Switch 2, which can be distracting. If you have kids, they will likely enjoy Goat Simulator 3 on Switch 2. If you have already played it on Switch, this upgrade does not feel worth it. However, if you have not experienced the game before, the native Switch 2 release is serviceable.
Goat Simulator 3 Game Information
- Price: $29.99
- Publisher: Coffee Stain Publishing
- Developer: Coffee Stain North
- Platform: Switch 2 (Reviewed)
- Disclaimer: A review code was given by the publisher
